zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: fingerblaster113)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me